Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 11, 2011

The lion gets the loser.

There is a cultured crowd in ID I don’t think we have met them yet .. Once a King always a King Once a Knight is enough..

Is that Bung in the crowd? Nah! the fink said cultured, right?

Bung is at the bar with a schooner of beer. He’ll probably down enough schooners to make an entire regatta.

But the queens we use would not excite you…

Kind of like mold?

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

There is a car chase on channel 3 and three way sex on 6. This doesn’t make a blip on the Nelsons.

So aparrently the loser really loses and din-din for the BIG kitty.

it’s to keep the game moving. if no one wins before the time limit expires, the lion is let loose.

Ain’t gonna’ be popular….

I’ve heard of chessboxing. This seems to be more interesting.

Ah..Mel Brooks “History Of The World Part II”Brooks always liked his little jokes..there was no sequelto “History Part I”

I though the Fink had all the cultured Hanged, for threatening his wealth.

so what your saying is women think about themselves & get upset if men dont think about them also, why else would they get irritable ?

Does the winner get a head start when the lion is released?