A minister and his wife were at the doctors office, the wife was having a baby.After the exam the doctor told them that they were having twins.Surprized, the minister said “It can’t be twins, we were only knotty once.”
A minister and his wife were at the doctors office, the wife was having a baby.After the exam the doctor told them that they were having twins.Surprized, the minister said “It can’t be twins, we were only knotty once.”
And she was such a beech afterwards, she wooden let me near her limbs.
rayannina over 13 years ago
Especially awkward if he’s making comparisons …
margueritem over 13 years ago
Mama’s boy….
pcolli over 13 years ago
If you can’t talk about sex, what can you talk about? Such a basic thing, even his parents did it (only once – like mine).
Dkram over 13 years ago
A minister and his wife were at the doctors office, the wife was having a baby.After the exam the doctor told them that they were having twins.Surprized, the minister said “It can’t be twins, we were only knotty once.”
Old joke.
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Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
Just like mama….never mind
lewisbower over 13 years ago
This food ain’t like Momma used to make,OK, Momma was a lousy cook.This sex isn’t like Momma used to make sexChirp. Chirp. Chirp.
LiviaBay over 13 years ago
Talk about Kiss & Tell….
margueritem over 13 years ago
dkram said, about 10 hours ago
A minister and his wife were at the doctors office, the wife was having a baby.After the exam the doctor told them that they were having twins.Surprized, the minister said “It can’t be twins, we were only knotty once.”
And she was such a beech afterwards, she wooden let me near her limbs.
Ottodesu over 13 years ago
If there was to be an alternate caption contest, this illustration would be a great one to use.
Ottodesu over 13 years ago
OK, here’s one: “Your Son only complains about you during sex half as much as his Father.”
normfromga over 13 years ago
@ottodesu
Change “his father” to “your husband” and I think you have a winner.