Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 15, 2000

Transcript:

Luann lies on her bed with Puddles, while Bernice sits on the floor, reading a magazine. Luann says, "Last night, I dreamed I was at the beach with Stuart and Miguel AND Aaron Hill." Luann continues, "I had a great tan and my hair was perfect and my swimsuit looked awesome. The 3 guys built a huge bonfire and cooked me a gourmet meal." She conjures up an image of the scene, with her in a bikini while the three boys serve her food and drinks. Bernice says, "We had a family reunion at the beach once. I got so sunburned I actually barfed. The dumb coals wouldn't start so we had to eat uncooked hot dogs and cold beans." Bernice continues, "By the end of the day, I had some serious sand-in-the-swimsuit rawness. Plus I lost my retainer." Bernice turns and asks Luann, "... Is this interesting?" Irritated, Luann replies, "NO." Bernice returns to her magazine, saying, "Then we're even."