Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 26, 2006

Transcript:

"OK, Luann, here's a quiz: 'How long will you live?' Do you party every night 'til the wee hours?" "Party? What's that?" "Do you consume large amounts of booze and caffeine?" "Yeah, right." "Do you pig out on donuts, chocolate and prime rib?" "Psh. As if." "Are your days full of meetings, travel and dining out?" "Hardly." "Do you have lots of turbulent love flings and dangerous relationships?" "Oh, lots." "OK, lemme tally your score...Wow! You'll live to be 103." "Won't the boredom kill me?"