Monty by Jim Meddick for August 27, 2011

She seems nice enoughI hope he doesn’t stiff her…

Brad, you sly zombie-dog! —Giving the old “thumb’s up” sign to Monty surreptitiously!

Sisyfus, thanks for pointing out the thumbs up by Brad. If he does get lucky, I hope nothing breaks off at an awkward moment…..

Actually, I was a little concerned for the condition of his stalagmite. Depends on how his yang is hung, I suppose.

Brad might find the literal meaning of the phrase “getting off.”

And when he gives….. um… something…. he really gives it.

Ewww…. I just creeped myself out. Sorry.

Brad will fall to pieces over her!

Lady the stalagmite are those that sticks up from the ground. Just imaging the M in the stalagmite

stalaGmite = Ground

stalaCtite = Ceiling

I wonder, in Brad’s case would it be: once a stalactite always a stalactite…? Could be a real downer.

Is she gonna give birth to zombie babies?

A thumbs-up? Is Brad back?

Stalactite – “T” for top. The other one takes care of itself. “C” for ceiling is good too. Oh well, back to the strips…

This story arc has been funny, but today’s is out-and-out hysterical.

Look, he is after her brains not her body.

I don’t do spelling so its stalactites have to hang on tight and stalagmites use their might to rise from the ground

Last weekend I wandered harmlessly among hundreds of zombies. Some offered me brains (still wonder if that was an insult or a kindness) while others showed off their dance moves (Thriller) and style. It was the Annual Zombie Walk and the police stood by the sidelines – in disbelief.

Are his swimmers zombified too? Ugh. “The Doll Who Ate His Mother.”

It’ll be easy for Brad to chew his arm off when they’re done . . .