Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 03, 2011
September 02, 2011
September 04, 2011
Transcript:
Poncho: So...what kind of fish are you? Fish: I have no idea. I was only born a few days ago, and the only thing I've seen so far is the inside of a tank filled with a couple of hundred other identical-looking fish. Fish: Though I'm already feeling, with dawning certainty, that my apparently unspectacular spin on the roulette-wheel of life has lined me up for steady allotments of distress and banality for the duration of my brief cycle back to the void. Poncho: You're funny. I'm gonna call you "fish".
mesachie about 13 years ago
awwww, poor fish!
BichonLover about 13 years ago
Cheer up, Fish — you’re with Poncho now, and the fun is about to begin!
Catfeet Premium Member about 13 years ago
Speaking of stress and banality, Fish, meet Mr. Moo Mittens!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 13 years ago
Abe Vigoda would be so proud!
Hillbillyman about 13 years ago
Fish has a better vocabulary than me. LOL
Francine Long about 13 years ago
Reading that makes me feel kind of sad and sorry for the fish. It’s even worse if you have the intelligence to realize what your situation is, and there is nothing you can do to change it.
Olfarto about 13 years ago
Nobody likes a ‘smart-tailfin’, Fish…
ciel about 13 years ago
The irony is that fish, as intelligent and needing of stimulation as he is, in that tiny prison of a bowl, will be thankful for its security after retuning from the hair-er I mean scale-raising, sometimes oxygen-depriving, adventures Poncho forces upon him.
odeliasimone about 13 years ago
Never fear little fish! With Poncho, your life will not be banal and according to one other comic I saw the other day, you won’t go back to the void, but you will become a goldfish cracker!!!!!
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish,Fishy fish, fish, fish Oh!He is such a clever little fish,And he went wherever I did go!
rincon2010 about 13 years ago
Evidently, the fish is gifted.
Logicman about 13 years ago
He could have said it with fewer words by simply quoting Douglas Adams: “Oh no, not again” (granted that was a potted petunia, and not a fish, but the sentiment applies.
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
If I may correct your grammar, rincon2010, he WAS gifted.By Chazz to Poncho.In yesterday’s strip.
rincon2010 about 13 years ago
fritzoid, is the fish dead, already?
fritzoid Premium Member about 13 years ago
It was a little joke, rincon (very little). On Friday, Fish was given as a gift from Chazz to Poncho, i.e. Fish was “gifted.”
rincon2010 about 13 years ago
fritzoid – ah.
verdai about 13 years ago
my sentiments exactly.story of my life: distress and banality.