Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for August 20, 2011

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  over 13 years ago

    o u c h

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  2. Hillbilly1
    Hillbillyman  over 13 years ago

    A hacked mattress?…. What a tragedy.

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  3. Viking
    steelersneo  over 13 years ago

    People chop up their stuff when they throw it away because they can’t stand the thought that someone else might pick it out of their trash and get some use out of it. My mother in law would cut the cords off of appliances so no one could pull them out, fix them up, and use them again. I have always found that type of action to be extremely selfish. A “If I can’t have it, then no one can” type of mentality.

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  4. A service i need
    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago

    The Greeks had some familiarity with mattress-cide long before the Romans. And I’m sure the Sumerians, Hittites, Mesopotamians, Babylonians and others did as well.

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  5. Feathalion cropped 2009.04.09 reasonably small
    GESWho  over 13 years ago

    Leave the puns to Pearls before Swine…

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  6. Tt2
    TheSpanishInquisition  over 13 years ago

    Clyde’s been reading the work of S. Pastis.

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  7. Fun o meter
    ZBicyclist Premium Member over 13 years ago

    In college, I bought a used mattress from a thrift shop that turned out to have bedbugs. Hacking it up before putting it at the curb could be a kindness.

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