Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 19, 2011

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I hope Cosmo gets a share of the royalties!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I never make excuses, I just say what happened.Whether or not it’s an excuse is up to the listener.

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    kreole  over 13 years ago

    Birds have teeth?

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    And I’m sure you’ll have enough material for a follow-up book as well.

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    JoeRaisin  over 13 years ago

    Had a buddy tell our boss one morning that he was late because he ran out of Total (cereal) and had to eat twelve bowls of Shredded Wheat for breakfast.

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    jpsomebody  over 13 years ago

    My VW broke down so when I got to work I told my boss that the Rabbit died.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I thought he was entitled to fifteen…

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    Dtroutma  over 13 years ago

    “I just couldn’t get all that danged blood out”— usually ends the queries.

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    doc white  over 13 years ago

    i was late because my wife was getting preggers and i wantedf to be there when it happend.

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