Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for October 14, 2000

Transcript:

Knute and Crystal are outside, talking on a bench. Knute holds a notepad. He says, "You eat Gargoyle Stew, listen to Intestinal Angst and hang out at the graveyard. Man, people say I'M weird - you're off the chart!" Crystal says, "At least I'm grounded. You're on some goofy happy trip." Knute raises his fist and says, "Yep! Life's a parTAY! Wooo!" Crystal responds, "No, it isn't. Life's a funeral march. We're all headed for the 6-foot hole." Knute says, "Geez, Crystal. You are one gloomy chick. Does ANYthing make you happy?" Crystal replies, "I enjoy Halloween."