Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 29, 2001

Transcript:

"Ready to talk now?" "Luann, I honestly don't know what this 'secret girlfriend' thing is all about. HONEST!" "You deny sneaking off to smooch with her during our date?" "Why would I go out with you to meet another girl? Wouldn't I just make a date with her? It's not logical!" "Hm. Come to think of it. This is SO not like you in several ways. I mean, you're not exactly Mr. Smooth." "Is there spaghetti in my nose?"