Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 01, 1996
Transcript:
Luann says, "We should have boyfriends by now, Bernice." Bernice responds, "Why? What's the big rush?" Luann explains, "What's the rush? My cousin Amy has 16 boyfriends and she's only 9! We're already losing guys to younger women." Luann then says, "All the good ones will be gone before we even get started!" Bernice says, "So it's like a shoe sale or something?"