Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 22, 1996
August 21, 1996
August 23, 1996
Transcript:
Luann and Delta are shopping. Salesperson asks, "May I help you ladies?" Luann says, "Yes. We're looking for a back to school outfit." Delta says, "Nothing too vogue or retro or punk." Luann continues, "We want something that's eye-catching but not show-offy, comfy but not sloppy, high quality but cheap." Delta adds, "Plus cute but not cutesy, and feminine but not wimpy." Woman thinks and says, "Well.." Luann says, "In lime green." Delta remarks, "And we'll need matching shoes."
delemus over 12 years ago
like the rest of your advice, bad. while some of the boys would enjoy that, the girls wouldn’t, and the sales lady gets fired when the mall goes bankrupt because the girls aren’t paying for all the new Ferrari’s the CEO has gotten used to buying everyday before breakfast.
sarafaye over 11 years ago
Violation of dress code.
ReneeZimbodgi over 11 years ago
They can’t do that anyway. They’re not lime green.
ILikeMeSomeComics over 11 years ago
If that woman can come up that outfit, she deserves a medal!