Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 30, 1998

Transcript:

As Mr. Fogarty looks at the fashion magazine. His present and better-dressed conscience fight each other. The conservation one says, "Don't listen to Tiffany! You look fine!" The hipper one says, "Sure, if you like 4-eyed frumps. Men in glasses don't get passes." Present F says, "You look mature! Wise! Scholarly!!" Improved F saus, "Oooo. Big turn-on. Women go for scholary." Miss Phelp's conscience walks over to the present-looking Fogarty and says, "I happen to love scholarly." A new and trendier Miss P says, "You would, you're a 4-eyed frumpette.