Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 22, 2011
August 21, 2011
August 23, 2011
Transcript:
Adam: This week is my traffic court date. Laura: Nervous? Adam: I am. I get so intimidated by men in robes. Laura: I remember. You were a mess after "Lord of the Rings." Laura: But how do you know your judge is a man? Adam: That's right! Now, women in robes... Laura: Not another word... Or you'll be held in contempt.
psychlady over 13 years ago
Smart Lady!
beachcomberbill over 13 years ago
life ? for a red light??
charliesommers over 13 years ago
Guilty folks who try to escape justice rather than owning up and taking their punishment help overload the courts. I say give Adam 30 days in the electric chair!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 13 years ago
Make him!
adubman over 13 years ago
The judge (commissioner) in my red light camera case was a woman & she was ‘CRUELLA!’ She was right out of “Housewifes of Malibu” with her bronze, leathery skin reflecting her bleach-blonde/(brown roots) pressed-straight, long-in-the-back hair all lead by her torquiose eyes (contacts?). She spit defendants out left & right… “NO TRAFFIC SCHOOL FOR YOU!!”…..“IF YOU’LL STOP TALKING, I’LL EXPLAIN YOUR INFRACTION!!”, and on & on.
When my end-of-the alphabet last name was called, I faced her highness and groveled for traffic school, promptly quashing my determination to clear my name based on an elaborate & carefully crafted defense. I was glad to wave goodbye to her.
Careful what you ask for, Adam…
jaygirl over 13 years ago
He needs to get his head on straight.