Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 23, 2011

And he’s the one, who needs it most.

Surely, Andy wouldn’t go to church. He’s not Catholic, or Anglican so there would be no wine.

Gee, I must belong to a weido hippy cult. Andy is the one I would be running to. Does not the shepard say, Rejoice and feast with me, for the lamb I thought lost is found." When did Andy get found?

I don’t blame the Vicar not wanting Andy there.

Andy probably contaminates the Sanctuary.

Gee Whiz,.. Andy you can get rid of Flo for awhile and watch football. You poor guy

Wise move Vicar!

xxx

I thought Andy would be fine in church, just sleeping peacefully. or does he snore like a buzz saw?

Now to convince Flo that this really happened!Looks like Andy might be sleeping in this Sunday.

Andy on his best behavior? Sure, the Vicar believes in miracles, but come on!

Bishop sitting on dais looking out at congregation is thinking, “hmmm, sounds like this vicar’s sermons bores his congregation”.

Little does he know Andy would snore through the Gettysburg address.

Andy was on the couch with Flo watching a very special Telstar broadcast back in the ’60s.

MLK: "Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.From every mountainside, let freedom ring!!

Andy: “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz”

MLK: " ..let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city.."

Andy: “ZZZZZZZZZZ”.

Flo: “Be Quiet, Andy!”

Andy: “MMMMmmmphh…did you say something, Pet, What’s the score now?”

There was a man who slept through every sermon at church. One day his wife elbowed him awake and said that the pastor wanted him to say the closing prayer. The man stood and in a loud voice gave a closing prayer, in the middle of the sermon. After much laughter the sermon continued. The man never slept through another sermon.