A woman wanted to take a milk bath so she left a note for the milkman saying she wanted 40 quarts.The milkman rang the doorbell to confirm that she wanted so much milk and asked “Do you want it pasteurized?”She said, “No, just up to my tits would be fine.”
One time, a couple at our church was going to go become pastors of their own new church. The old pastor said, “We need to pastor-ize you. Wait, doesn’t ‘pasteurize’ mean to get all the gunk out?? Well, we need to do that, too!”
mark63 about 13 years ago
good one Dogsniff !!
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
Groan. That dictionary needs some serious rewrites.
Good morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
lewisbower about 13 years ago
The BC dictionary is written in stone and may not go “Past yer eyes”
Sandfan about 13 years ago
Raising their body temps to 160+ sounds like a good idea to me.
rockngolfer about 13 years ago
A woman wanted to take a milk bath so she left a note for the milkman saying she wanted 40 quarts.The milkman rang the doorbell to confirm that she wanted so much milk and asked “Do you want it pasteurized?”She said, “No, just up to my tits would be fine.”
shamanal about 13 years ago
Did some one get a boob job?
Zaristerex about 13 years ago
One time, a couple at our church was going to go become pastors of their own new church. The old pastor said, “We need to pastor-ize you. Wait, doesn’t ‘pasteurize’ mean to get all the gunk out?? Well, we need to do that, too!”
momazilla about 13 years ago
100 degrees f? that’s TX for the past month+
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
@Lewreaderdarn! you beat me to it. So did a few others, but you were the first.
Marv Premium Member about 1 year ago
What cows are . . . pasteurized