Teacher: Thank you for coming. That concludes back-to-school night!
Ralph: Good! These little desks are very uncomfortable!
Teacher: Please leave the furniture here, Mr. Drabble!
Ralph: I'll need a crowbar!
There was once a sports car called a Berkley. I tried to get into one at a show and got stuck. It wasn’t my waist, which never made it into the car, but my legs. No one helped extricate me either – totally oblivious of the fact that I was unselling the car to anyone over six feet tall.
txbob1964 almost 13 years ago
Two words come to mind, “WEIGHT WATCHERS”
Teo128 almost 13 years ago
The simpsons already did it
FUNG1 almost 13 years ago
I had the same problem when I lookied at sports cars!
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Aw, those old desks, they grow on you…..☻
iced tea almost 13 years ago
Stay away from the ice cream!
hippogriff almost 13 years ago
There was once a sports car called a Berkley. I tried to get into one at a show and got stuck. It wasn’t my waist, which never made it into the car, but my legs. No one helped extricate me either – totally oblivious of the fact that I was unselling the car to anyone over six feet tall.
michael100 almost 13 years ago
he’s fat alright.