Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 30, 2011

You don’t need to, Dad, Marm will make himself at home.

Feel flattered Dad, Marm doesn’t sit on just anyone’s lap. Oh, well, maybe he does. But he really likes yours best.

Since when does Marm do what you tell him?

May not have a lap after he sits down on it.

Marm will sit ANYWHERE!

xxx

You didn’t tell him NOT to sit, either.

That’s a whole lot of lap dog.