Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 13, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Magipants! Magipants! You're unharmed!! I will never abandon you again! I will fly back to vacation with you! I will wear you on my head if you want me to! And I will never ever remove you again! Guard: ... Sir, I don't care what you promised your pants... you're taking them off or I am. Pig: Please, sir. Don't make me get violent. Pig flies home from vacation to get his favorite pair of sleeping pants.
fatjimi about 13 years ago
I think Pig’s headed to Stephan’s old cellblock! Don’t mess with those humorlous tsa folk.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Those TSA goons will dismantle Pig in short order. I’m afraid his magipants will go on the “do not fly” list….
mailinutile2 about 13 years ago
hey, they CANNOT overcome pig now, since he’s wearing his magipants
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 13 years ago
He’s just doing it for the free body cavity search.
zero about 13 years ago
It won’t be the first time that guy took the pants off a pig…
x_Tech about 13 years ago
I think what we’re seeing here is a TSA employee’s nightmare.
Arianne about 13 years ago
Will Pig take a poke at someone?!?I can’t remember if I’ve ever seen that before!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Please …. please, sir ……it’s only the pants talking.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Engineer — LOL!
Does that mean you would?
orinoco womble about 13 years ago
This reminds me of that sports celeb who was told he couldn’t fly because his pants were too baggy…and the other guy who got on a flight wearing women’s lingerie…and little else…
OilCanHarry about 13 years ago
Pig is acting like a total pantsaloon.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 13 years ago
“Repant, pig” said the TSA man…..☻
EricAlder about 13 years ago
Pig must be out of breath… I can see his pants.
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
Pig can get nasty…remember Opposite Day?
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
@exoticdoc2 — Got something to be ashamed of down there? I can tell you I don’t….
Number Three about 13 years ago
Oh my God.. That was hilarious!
Hahahahahahahahahaha xxxx
alan valdes about 13 years ago
just put on the pants!!!!!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
nice ear warmers……
hossblacksilver about 13 years ago
Was this a case of pants on the ground?
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock and Lady Gaga: “Can’t take my, can’t take my, no you can’t take my Magipants, Magipants…”
killacowinWA about 13 years ago
That will be Lady Gaga’s latest fashion trend.
squirrel500 about 13 years ago
Violent?! PIG ISN’T VIOLENT, STEPHAN!!!!
Red Neckerson about 13 years ago
this is funny but pray to what you consider holey you never git a red SS stamped on your boarding pass. It stands for Special Security Its how the airport train there security staff I’ll only say I cant wear white to my wedding now
Snoopy_Fan about 13 years ago
“Never ever remove the pants again”? Ewwwwww, gross….
chestercheeto about 13 years ago
I love it!