Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 31, 2011
Transcript:
Judge: Dude, before we hear your testimony, we need to swear you in. Adam: Hey, I know how to do this. Adam: I, Adam Newman, do promise to tell the truth, so help me God. Male security officer: Not bad, but that's the not the bible. It's a Calvin and Hobbes collection. Judge: If it was up to me, dude, I'd allow it.
psychlady over 13 years ago
Yeah, we all need our props!
twj0729 over 13 years ago
This otta be good, a hippy judge!
mlkirk12530 over 13 years ago
From the look and mannerisms of the judge, I figured he would have preferred “A Doonesbury Retrospective”. Doesn’t he look and act a bit like Zonker Harris?
William Willis over 13 years ago
I really do miss C & H.
steelersneo over 13 years ago
Hear ye, hear yeThe court’s in sessionThe court’s in session, nowHere comes the judgeHere comes the judgeHere comes the judgeHere comes the judge Here comes the judge
runar over 13 years ago
When you are sworn in at court, there is no legal requirement to either mention a deity or place your hand on a bible. In this case, one fantasy book is as good as any other.
Mr Movie Trivia over 13 years ago
The judge could be Tommy Chong, acts like him too. He recently played an unsympethic judge on TNT’s Franklin and Bash presinding on a posession case. Funny!
Mr Movie Trivia over 13 years ago
You beat me to it I saw yor comment justas I hit enter. Getting slow in my old age.
dante.deangelo over 13 years ago
Yes, TrapperJohn. That’s who I hear too
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Calvin and Hobbes may not be the best one to swear by, considering Calvin’s loose take on the truth. :-)
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Ahhh, the comforting fantasy that someone who’s inclined to lie will magically be compelled into truthfulness by putting his hand on a book. At least the ancient custom of cupping one’s genitals while under oath (giving “testimony”) kept one mindful of what was at stake if caught in a lie.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Yes of course, JoPhan, but a perjuror will commit purjury (or will not) regardless of the form of either oath or affirmation. A simple “Do you understand that you may be punished if you deliberately lie to the court?” “I do” would be sufficient. Everything else is meaningless symbolism and/or superstition.
EricAlder over 13 years ago
But he’s a Calvinist! You’re denying him his 1st Amendment rights!
trekkermint over 13 years ago
judge is the dude from the big lebowski
karfanz51 over 13 years ago
I think I like this judge.. any way we can make him a regular in the strip?? or maybe just spin in off into a new cartoon!!!!!