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Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for September 18, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: Mom, we need to discuss my bedtime routine - Mom: Alice. Every night we go through this complicated rigmarole. First we read "The Very Cranky Vole" using the silly voice. Then there's the Hugaboo Dance, the Oopsie Bedtime Pratfall, the where's Polyfill Game... the Nighty Night Song and Funny Tummy Drum Solo, the Underbed Peekaboo and finally the Hush-Hush Sneakaway Lullaby! Alice: That's what I mean! We're in a rut - we need to try new stuff! Something exciting, maybe with car chases! Mom: The point of your bedtime routine is to make you sleepy, not to get you excited. GOODNIGHT. Alice: The abrupt blackout is fine for a cheap shock ending but a good car chase would be more dramatically satisfying.
margueritem over 13 years ago
I must agree. Nothing beats a good car chase.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Closwe your eyes and go to sleep, Alice.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
I do not find car chases to be satisfying, either dramatically or as soporifics (though they do tend to work better as the latter).
MisterFweem over 13 years ago
I usually skip right to the Hush Hush Sneakaway Lullaby myself.
Catfeet Premium Member over 13 years ago
Give Alice a good car chase, with a couple of explosions thrown in to make things interesting!
rayannina over 13 years ago
Memo to Mrs. Otterloop: donât let Alice read âHeart of the Cityâ anymore. Sheâs getting ideas. ;)
CaptainKiddeo over 13 years ago
In the river? In the best car chase ever, they all end up in the bay. San Francisco Bay. And no, itâs not Bullitt.
neatslob Premium Member over 13 years ago
Whatâs Up Doc? Thatâs the best car chase ever IMHO.
MelvinLott over 13 years ago
Did you paste and cut this to EVERY comic? Please, I get your point, but enough already! If I want spam, Iâll open a can of it. Sheesh!
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
The only car chases that interest me are the ones that end at the airport, where the guy has to charm or bully his way through ticketing and security because heâs made a TERRIBLE mistake and if she gets on that plane to take that job on the other coast sheâll end up marrying the WRONG GUY (Baxter) and everyone will be miserable FOREVER. But thatâs the Romantic in me.
I want to do a movie (called âThe Scene at the Airportâ) where the entire two hours (minus the first 5 minutes and the last 5 minutes) is a desperate dash to the airport to catch her before she gets on that plane, filmed in real-time.
littlejeff over 13 years ago
I think there have been four commendable car chases in American cinema: Bullitt, The French Connection, The Seven-Ups, and the original Vanishing Point.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
âBlah blah blah blah America can only lay claim to originating two art forms ⊠Jazz and Comics! Blah blah blahâŠâ
I wish people would stop pairing comics and jazz. I hate jazz. Besides, why is jazz considered an âArt Formâ in itself and not just a subset of music? Why not include Rock and Roll? We invented that, too (and then the British improved our invention, and then we adopted their improvements and took it further, and so on and so forthâŠ). Why not Rap? The trope âAmerica originated only comics and jazzâ has been floating around since the Twenties, when both were in a heydey, partly because of Gilbert Seldesâ book âThe Seven Lively Arts.â A lot has happened since 1924.
Could we lay claim to the Situation Comedy as an American invention? Recurring characters week after week, little self-enclosed 30 minute narratives, each arising from the same figures responding to a different âsituationâ?
Besides, nothing arises in a vacuum. Before comic strips, words and pictures had been paired for centuries, as stand-alones (single panel cartoons) and sequential scenarios. Magazines had been doing them (here and in Europe), and even newspapers (ditto), although (like with the sitcom) the regularly-appearing feature using the same characters in different situations arose here first.
DonVanni over 13 years ago
Hate to disenchant you fritzoid, but the âsituation comedyâ existed long before television.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Blues was one of the contributing influences to Rock and Roll, as it was to jazz. The Blues itself was a melding of many influences, not only from Ireland but from African sources. Jazz as we know today it bears little resemblance to jazz as it existed in the 20âs or 30âs, when the term was coined, and before improvisation became central. As I said, nothing arises from a vacuum.
As far as âsituational comedyâ goes, yes, I can imagine its roots can be traced back to commedia dellâ arte if not earlier, but the Situational Comedy, the âSit-Comâ, as one of the most widespread forms of popular entertainment in the world today, is an American invention. It has at least as much validity as an âArt Formâ as jazz or comics.
(And Eldo, I wonât apologize for my dislike of jazz, any more than I will apologize for my dislike of broccoli. For those who like it, go right ahead and listen to it, donât let me stop you. But if you try to convince me that I OUGHT to like it, or that I just havnât heard the RIGHT jazz, I say itâs spinach and I say to hell with it. De gustibus non disputandum est.)
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Night-Gaunt, assuming your âIt was called RADIOâ was in reference to the sitcom question, where were the first serialized, recurrent RADIO comedies produced? From wikipedia â âThe sitcom format was born on January 12, 1926 with the initial broadcast of âSam ânâ Henryâ on WGN in Chicago. The 15-minute daily program was revamped in 1928, moved to another station, renamed âAmos ânâ Andyâ, and became one of the most successful sitcoms from this period.â
The sitcom, like comics, can be said to have been developed from a combination of wide-raging sources, and in common with Rock and Roll or jazz or Blues claiming that it was âinventedâ at one particular time or another can only really be done in retrospect. The first person (or people) who did the thing werenât really aware that they were âinventingâ anything at all, and the second person (or people) may not have been aware that they were following after someone else. Itâs like speciation in evolutionary biology; at point âAâ we know a thing didnât exist as a distinct and separate âthingâ, and at point âCâ we know that it decidedly did exist, but exactly where we should set point âBâ is difficult to reconstruct.
iced tea over 13 years ago
We got our kids to sleep by putting on Beatles and othe oldies rock. It had fairly good success.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Eldo, my bias against jazz has two elements I can account for (and perhaps more that I CANâT identify).
1) Iâm not interested in music that has no lyrics; and 2) Iâm not interested in improvisation.
When you go back to when the term âjazzâ was coined, the songs still for the most part had lyrics, and for the most part still followed the music as it was written on the sheets. Cole Porter wrote "Jazz, as it was defined in the 20âs. But what had initially been âhey, letâs show what the saxophonist can doâ, a âfeatured soloâ within what was otherwise a structured music/lyrical combination, turned into âforget about the words, letâs just see how good our instrumentalists are,â it loses me. Thereâs nothing I can sink my teeth into. My favorite instrument is the human voice, but neither do I have any love for âscatâ; itâs SIMPLY using the voice as an instrument, and carries no content.(Lest you feel that Iâm TOTALLY text-oriented, I also have no use for poetry; itâs when you COMBINE poetry with melody that you have a âsongâ, and thatâs what I like.)
I donât even like songs that are in a language other than English. If I donât know what the singer is singing about, how can I relate?
I simply hate hate HATE jazz, and at my worst I canât believe that ANYBODY really likes it. They only PRETEND to like it because because they donât want to admit that theyâre too old to listen to Rock and Roll, but not sophisticated enough to listen to Classical.
Thereâs an old joke: Whatâs the difference between Blues and Jazz? Blues is a guy playing three chords to an audience of a hundred. Jazz is a guy playing a hundred chords to an audience of three.
vldazzle over 13 years ago
Fun bunch of comments. I watch movies for the same reason I read toons â to be amused! At my age I hate violence (especially gratutious) and really like animations even more than in my youth, but only those that are well done with involvement by real people (and a decent plot). I detest the âToy Storyâ type and like Frizoid, I like what I like and will never change. The older I get, the more I enjoy âsaying my pieceâ.
vldazzle over 13 years ago
And to music, I enjoy some of the old jazz, but also the big band era when I was a kid and early rock. I loved to show off too (when a teen) doing âinterpretive danceâ to Jezabel and singing (to my vocal coachâs dismay) the Kiss of Fire.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
sallymargaret, I also said that I donât like songs where the lyrics arenât in English. I donât speak Orthodox, so the appeal would likely be lost on me. :-)
Banjo Evans over 13 years ago
such great color and art
markwalton over 13 years ago
This strip was not far from the complicated routine I got my poor parents to perform at bedtime when I was young. Brilliant!