The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 30, 2011

I haven’t had a to-go meal from a speakeasy since I was about 25 years old and the State still had “blue laws”.

or establishments that have plastic ketchup and mustard bottles and a metal napkin dispenser on each table

I STILL FLASH MY HEADLIGHTS……BUT MY WIFE STILL WON’T COME OUT AND TAKE MY ORDER….

So if one has to flash headlights to get service, they must be talking about Hooters, right?

“Lights on for service” usually referred to drive ins with carhops. We still have ‘blue laws’ that prevent dealers from selling cars on Sundays.