Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 23, 2011
September 22, 2011
September 24, 2011
Transcript:
Nate, you're a good goalkeeper. Do you really need to rely on so many good lucky charms? What would happen if you just went out there and played, without all the superstitions? Hmm. I'm not sure. Let me ask my magic 8-ball. "You don't want to know." Well, that's not good.
Creature950 almost 13 years ago
I hate magic 8-balls.
Knightman Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Karma is Karma
alan valdes almost 13 years ago
best strip in the series yet!!
wwh85cp almost 13 years ago
Nate. Nate, Nate. With the Magic 8-Ball, the technique is simple. You keep on trying until you get the answer you want. In this case, until you get the answer your long-suffering Coach wants.Hey, Coach! Nate needs motivation? Threaten him with a call to Coach John. That will get his blood pumping!
Poncede almost 13 years ago
My Ouija board said Magic 8-balls are as reliable as the horoscpoe I read everyday. Yes; I have money coming today!
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago
You better find something better than that Nate or your finished.
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
If he’s such a good sport player, why doesn’t he cash in on his success?
bignate creator almost 13 years ago
Yup, it was a fortune cookie. And the fortune came true — just not in the way Nate intended.
bignate creator almost 13 years ago
On my bulletin board, I keep some of the more confusing or mysterious fortunes I’ve received over the years. My all time favorite: Like hockey players, bookworms are called for icing.
jpozenel almost 13 years ago
I use my Magic 8-Ball for investment advice. It’s much cheaper than paying an adviser, and gives better results too!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Geeze, does the kid have a ouija board in his locker? He could muster up some spirits of Pele’s ancestors. Get out there and play boy!
arson549 almost 13 years ago
If they ever made a real life Big Nate movie, I would like to see how they would make real life Nate’s hair look like.Mr. Peirce, do you ever plan on a real life Big Nate film, or a cartoon Big Nate flim? Or even a video?
michael100 almost 13 years ago
magic eight balls just have random predictions.
squirrel500 almost 13 years ago
These strips are always funny!
buddytoe almost 13 years ago
Funniest strip ever!
Tater almost 10 years ago
Since when does Nate have a Magic 8 Ball?
DM9001 over 4 years ago
There’s nothing wrong with being superstitious, Coach. Some people believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Aero 64 about 3 years ago
Never Seen an 8-Ball say that before.
STUFF ENJOYER about 1 year ago
Ironic.