Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 29, 2011

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    rubinocreative Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Yeah, but who said these things (HINT: they’re different people): 1) “God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.” 2) “I’m still an atheist, thank God.“ 3) “If there were no God, there would be no atheists.” 4) “I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish that He didn’t trust me so much.” 5) “If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can’t lift it?”

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    alviebird  about 13 years ago

    Hawking did not say that. He said he could prove that God was not necessary for creation. That the universe could have happened without Him. People have twisted that to mean that he said he could prove there is no God.

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    runar  about 13 years ago

    The problem with an eternal afterlife is that you have to spend it with a lot of pepole you can’t stand – and you can’t kill them.

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    cstewart23  about 13 years ago

    I think the fifth one was my 3rd grade catechism teacher.

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    EricAlder  about 13 years ago

    Man’s inability to comprehend has no bearing on reality.

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    Redhead55  about 13 years ago

    1) Archie Bunker 2) Luis Bunuel 3) GK Chesterton 4) Mother Teresa and 5) my favorite comedian of all time, George Carlin

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    runar  about 13 years ago

    “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence comes evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” — Epicurus

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