Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 01, 2011

Another major side effect of drinking to excessis hangovers.

But does it make a good mix with alcohol?

Today, guinea pig, tomorrow, crash test dummy…

At least it’s not as bad as some of the side effects connected with the drugs put out by the pharmaceutical companies.

Now test it on Sir Rodney, and see if those feet help him retreat from the Huns faster.

he who drinks and drives this holladay weekend will have a state trooper for a chaser

I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem. I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman. I woke up with a few though.

the Wiz apparently has a talon-t for making beer.

Sounds like a name for a new microbrew…. “Beer Bung”

Bung, a valued part of our, er Id’s economy.

If he developes a cure for crows feet how will the crows hold onto the telephone wires with no feet?

If that’s what happens when he drinks it, what would happen if he soaked his feet in it?