The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 01, 2011

You betcha!

I never tried that when I was a kid…………….Is that a myth??

escargot shorts? LOL

I didn’t know snails had breasts?

I resemble that. Slow and steady increase accuracy.

Rick is merely a shell of his former self

In Texas, we take what Rick says with a grain of salt too……☻

Those shorts should prevent snail tracks…..

Marg………….somewhere inside of you is a serial killer……….I’m just convinced!!

“Escargot shorts” is cute.

Heard at the auto races: “Look at that S car go”.(I’m sorry – I couldn’t help myself.)

Beer also works, but is messy. Fill pie pan with beer and bury it so it is level with the ground. Next morning, you will have a pan full of dead slugs.

I was gonna do that joke, Fan, good thing I read down before I responded.

To the other on the salt, salt works and so will beer. I used salt on our patio when my wife was complaining about the slugs. put salt on one and it disolved into a puddle of slimy goo. Mmmm, beer.

Ok, someone already mentioned the beer, guess I hadn’t read enough.

Is anyone else weirded out by the fact that the snail is 1/3 vampire? (only has 2 out of 3 reflections in the mirror.)

:-P