Monty by Jim Meddick for September 16, 2011
September 15, 2011
September 17, 2011
Transcript:
Robot: Hi, honey! Sorry I'm late! Look! I bought you some flowers! What?! A car wash?! No! Of course not! A car wash? No. No. I've never been to a car wash! I... I... wouldn't even know how to find one! What makes you think I've been visiting a car wash?! Betrayed by the telltale scent of Turtle Wax.
tattooedcyberidiot about 13 years ago
Is it me or does that vacuum cleaner actually look irate?
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Serves you right, you two-timing cybot. Did you really thing you could fool a female vacuum cleaner? (This is too surreal!)
billyruffian about 13 years ago
Busted!
TheSpanishInquisition about 13 years ago
She’ll find out about Roller 3 soon enough…
vldazzle about 13 years ago
He should have told her that he was just getting a wash to freshen up for her. Lying they way he did just made it worse!
vldazzle about 13 years ago
And the roller already betrayed him for a Subaru.
Raygun about 13 years ago
The Turtle Wax comment at the end was a hoot! Surreal? Yes but I love it!
Allan CB Premium Member about 13 years ago
Oh boy … I called it yesterday. BUT I didn’t realize they weren’t separated! BAD EB! BAD!
babybull77 about 13 years ago
in the doghouse, eh? That sucks.
iced tea about 13 years ago
“Here’s what they say about you: Cheat! Cheat!” The Shielles of 1961 from: ‘Baby, It’s You’.
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
It appears turtle wax causes a short-circuit in romances.