FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 07, 2011
November 05, 2011
November 08, 2011
Transcript:
Eileen: Hachoo! Jason: Curse you. Eileen: Come again? Jason: It occurs to me that rather than saying "bless you" to people who spray their spit and germs in my face, I should be doing quite the opposite. So curse you, Eileen, you inconsiderate, microbe-spewing fountain. Curse you for that, too!
KEA over 12 years ago
He’s got a point. …especially in these days of anti-vaxxers
lewisbower over 12 years ago
The desired response is, “Bless you. Take the rest of the day off.”
Shooter918 over 12 years ago
Jason Foxtrot is a kid, during the time of his life that girls are the enemies. Wait til he becomes a teenager. He’s no different than Calvin of C & H when it comes to girls.
twj0729 over 12 years ago
Tact and diplomacy comes after the testosterone starts.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Okay, for the record Jason ISN’T gay and no one in this particular comic strip ever ages, which should be obvious since Jason has been ten years old since the 1980s.
Slam Dragon over 12 years ago
Jason ain’t gay you idiot.
He’s just a girl-hating 10 year old.
Ooops! Premium Member over 12 years ago
I luv Jason’s logic.