Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 04, 2011

No she isn’t. She’s going to the end of the Pay Paul line with what she robbed from Peter.

Where’s Mary? Er, that’s what the joke’s about, right?

otherwise known as an electronic transfer.

hahaha

He means Peter, Paul and Mary. But clearly they are using guns, not hammers. Or Magic Dragons.

@mrssaskfan “If I had a handgun, I’d rob Peter in the morning…”

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