Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 06, 2011

In a moment Andy will have Black and Blue around his eyes.

Go ahead, Andy. Let’s se ya make it go AAAOOOOOOGAH.

I hope that you’re not infering that our hero see’s his beloved as less than perfect. If so, Andy would never say so.

Andy’s "hooter’ is about to receive cosmetic work.

Hello Number 9? Was wondering where you’d got off to.

Makes the “hooter” look smaller.Hope the doc’s got a truck load of botox.

Its a Roman nose , Roman all over her face.

Reminds me of the time I asked a women when her baby was due, she said, “What baby? I’m not pregnant” Oops!

Are hooters honkers? Depends on the cleavage?

Here hooters means something different. Andy should have said honker.

Hooter ? Honkers? Who cares ? … Just take Flo with you for a complete job.

Oh Andy.. Keep your insults to yourself!

Look at Poor Flo!

xxx

I’m with Andy on this one ;)

If she just got finished eating cod and chips (with lots of vinegar!), Andy’s gonna go cold sober!

Just as well, otherwise those “Hooters” establishments in the USA would have some WEIRD clientele! You don’t go in those places to stare at women’s noses!

No Susan; Flo’s mum has never been seen in anything other than a fleeting glimpse disappearing “out of shot” in the strip. All we typically see of her is her ankle/foot and the bottom of her patterned coat. She often talks to Andy or Flo from another room (not pictured) when she does feature.

@twypsi

That must have been embarassing….

Hmm. I’m NEVER going to a British Hooters restaurant, then. The waitresses probably all look like Klinger from MASH. :-P