Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for September 10, 2011

And smelling like bacon grease is an improvement how?

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Bacon is one thing, old grease another.

IT’S BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!! (you know, like the beggin’ strips commercial)

Since Sophie’s a puppy, she might still have Puppy Breath rather than Dog Breath, and there’s no better breath than Puppy Breath.