The Barn by Ralph Hagen for September 10, 2011

One of those little pine tree air fresheners, and you’re all set Rory.

Perfection, dude!

Rory is STILL cute!

I remember when I was a kid, my uncle had an old car like that out in the brush. All of us used to play in it. In our imaginations, we travelled all over the country in it.

When a friend at work bought a beat up old Maverick, we gave him a car-welcoming party. We got her a hula dancer, fuzzy dice, a Garfield window waver and some fuzzy fabric to glue on her dash. We put all the stuff in a Ford parts box donated by a friend at the Ford dealer. He labeled the box with a part number and “Maverick Decor Kit.”

He’s happy now but wait till he finds out he can’t go anywhere.

All Rory needs now, is a sinner knob with the little dice, for the steering wheel.

I was crossing the street, looked up, and saw I was about to be run down by the entire Holy Family. My prayers worked.

Love the fuzzy dice, Rory! Mine were pink in my very first car, an old Chevy Nova.

Needs a window sticker.

No car is complete without the hula dancer and the fuzzy dice!

gotta decorate our wheels man.

so that’s what’s happened when Rory got half-sheared the other day!

so did he use a credit card? animals are getting smart these days.

ah, to complete the illusion, wouldn’t it be nice if a car hop skated over and plunked your tray down on your partially open driver’s side window and you enjoyed the best tasting burger and root beer float that you can ever remember

all he needs a cheesy looking air freshner and a funny bumpersticker

What about one of those hanging pine tree fresheners!

Way to pimp your ride, Rory!