Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 05, 2011

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    Ottodesu  about 13 years ago

    That has just become part of my personal declarations. Can’t wait until the next buffet!

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    Digital Frog  about 13 years ago

    I’m a light eater myself, as soon as it’s light, I start eating…

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    wwh85cp  about 13 years ago

    My new hero needs a name. Is he Omnivore Man, or Captain Buffet?

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    michael.p.pumilia  about 13 years ago

    More like Major Overweight!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 13 years ago

    He’s failing then — there’s still food on the buffet behind him.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 13 years ago

    You plan to eat her, too?

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    orinoco womble  about 13 years ago

    A friend of mine told me about “ubervores”—people who try to prove their innate superiority by only eating certain things that are “better” than the slop we normal folks gulp from our troughs. Like that coffee that is made from beans pre-digested by a lemur in Madagascar! I thought she was kidding, but it exists. Apparently they gather the little crittur’s droppings, clean up the coffee beans, and sell them for boocoos to “gourmets.”

    My MIL’s coffee tasted like lemur droppings…but she bought regular stuff.

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    bmonk  about 13 years ago

    “We eat our food pyramid from the top down.”

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    EricAlder  about 13 years ago

    OM-NOM-NOM-NOMNIVORE!

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    ReaderLady  about 13 years ago

    I’d be more embarrassed by wearing the same dress as the lady on the other side of the table.

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    pouncingtiger  about 13 years ago

    Says Mr. Creosote. (ref. Monty Python’s “The Meaning of Life”)

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