Agnes by Tony Cochran for September 19, 2011

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Some idiot juggled the maple logs at the 7-11 & they were stuck frosting side down. Shoot him.

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    orinoco womble  about 13 years ago

    Trout would like the words of Lou Reed: “Gimme an issue, I’ll give you a tissue—you can wipe my (butt) with it.”

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    Hunter7  about 13 years ago

    Trout has her priorities, Agnes has her questions. “it is better to ponder great philophical questions while enjoying the wonder of a morning fresh longjohn with chocolate icing, than to have nothing in the hand or on the tastebuds.”

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    bossyheifer  about 13 years ago

    Right on Trout!

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    cjhaacke  about 13 years ago

    Politics makes me irritable, depressive, surly, etc…doughnuts make me happy!Easy choice.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago

    Agnes, Agnes — knowing Trout’s proclivities, you might have asked, “If the day comes when you’re diagnosed with diabetes and have to give up sugar, would you wish you’d never tasted a doughnut, or that you’d eaten them every day.”

    Same question in a more Trout-centric form. To be heard, a philosopher must speak to the needs and concerns of her audience.

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