Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 30, 2011
September 29, 2011
October 01, 2011
Transcript:
Bucky: So what batty powers does this "batman" have? Satchel: powers? Bucky: like, does he use echo-location to catch baddies in the dark? Satchel: Ha ha! No, he doesn't have that. Bucky: How does he navigate as he flies, then? Satchel: he can't fly! he's a dude! Bucky: Can't fly?! What's the point of of being a bat, then? Satchel: The bat thing is just an image, I think. Bucky: Image? Have you seen a bat? They're hideous. Was the naked mole rat mask already sold out or something?
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zero almost 13 years ago
Better a batman, than a batboy…
thewoodman1 almost 13 years ago
Satchel, please, throw that cat out the window.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Dang, Bucky is making some good points today. Satchel should still bite him though……
JorgeLarre almost 13 years ago
This whole bat-round is for Bucky, hands down!
Malcolm Hall almost 13 years ago
A moment of silence for the Weekly World News.
Kydex29 almost 13 years ago
That’s what makes Batman awesome: he’s a dude, with no special powers other than those obtained from a fully-equipped gym, a not-so-small fortune, and determination.
steelersneo almost 13 years ago
NAKED MOLE RAT !!!! RUFUS !!!!!!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
BTW, I really want a naked mole rat mask, now!
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Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
In some incarnations, Batman flies with technology. But echolocation, or even just augmenting his senses for the nighttime, would help a lot.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
I’m scared. Bucky’s making sense. Run.
Jackami almost 13 years ago
Naked Mole Rat man doesn’t quite have the same ring to it…
BenLuke almost 13 years ago
Although a echo-location using superhero would be pretty awesome.
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
Now if only Satchel’s costume came with a fully loaded utility belt….
david.mr.bib almost 13 years ago
actually, in the dark night he has something similar to echolocation, and he can glide.