Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 26, 2011

ewww! giant snails!

That has to be the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Why is it “funny”??

Huh, must be a numbers racket.

Oooh! I luxxed out…! 3.14159!Easy as pi.

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That’s ludicrous!

Bailey, I love your Irish Cream….yummmmm

I’m surprised they sell such a large number.

Or maybe not.

I guess it’s like printers and old-fashioned razors — they sell you the “machine” cheap, so you’ll buy expensive refills.

They’re willing to lose money today, but when you need more numbers, they’ll be on a roll.