Close to Home by John McPherson for September 26, 2011

CowTown’s cow is cuter.

Elise the Cow, after finishing off the salt block left for her in the crater, went after Kent who having not had a bath for 5 days smelled a lot like salt. Go, Elise! Go!

…and the cow jumped over the moon, not onto the moon….geeeeesh!

Moooove over!

Udderly ridiculous.

Borden’s delivers! Got milk?

smacked right in the head by anudder one

Hey, Kent’s no COWard! He stands his ground!

Do I hear a feline fiddle playing whilst a little dog laughs? And those astronauts better be careful that a dish and a spoon don’t run into them…..

Now THAT’S a giant leap for cow-kind!

This is, of course, nonsense. Everyone knows that the cow burns up on reentry.

I like cows, I think they’re cuteWalkin’ in their big cow suitThey give me milk, they give me cheeseThey give me hoof and mouth diseaseI like cows and that’s no bullAround the cowhouse, I got pullIf cream and butter ain’t enoughShe’s got lots of udder stuff … Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan

Mind if I horn in?

“The cow is of the bovine ilk,One end moos, the other gives milk.”Ogden Nash

Milk is nothing like beans:

Beans beans the musical fruitThe more you eat ’em the more you poot

That cow’s gonna orbit forever.