Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 23, 2011

I believe that Dad’s hair has turned white.

Lio’s dad needs to learn how to appreciate art.

morgueritem, please don’t try this on your house!

Hope there’s a bottle of ketchup in the bag. **no windows on the front of a house?! . . ..

Splurt! Curious that Lio’s “canvas” is windowless, I agree. But the fake-blood effect is cute. I think, however, that Lio ought to have mixed in a little Karo Syrup with his Heinz 57 before blasting away.

I lived in kairo,Ill at one time. Okay,it was realy spelled Cairo and i realy lived in Mounds.

No worries about clean up either. the flies and yellow jackets will have a field day.

GENIUS!!

I’m extremely creeped out by houses with no windows. Reminds me of “1408” too much.

It’s no fun when the intended ‘victim’ has a coronary. Save some of that for me though. I’m having fries and a burger for lunch.

House of Blood.

you want fries with that?

I have two great puns to use, and here they are:

1. Halloween is only eight days away, and Lio wanted to ketch up on his decorating.

2. Some of the best-sounding plans don’t look so good in Heinz-sight.

Simple, yet effective.

Window-less? This is Lio’s house! How many times did Dad have to replace broken windows before thinking…?

Lio…..I see a bucket of soapy water and a sponge in your future….

Wasn’t that a film : “The House That Dripped BLOOD” ?