Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 07, 2011

Now there’s a slipper I’d like to chug beer out of!

Go for it, sweetie… you kiss her, you become a troll (generic, of course), and you both live comfortably in hoodies and sweats for the rest of your “tummy-scratching” and “junk-food-eating” lives..Not necessarily a bad thing!

Size-ism.

Might want to start your search in the Pacific Northwest.

Perhaps you have heard Russian epic of Cinderella? If shoe fits, wear it!

Cinderfella

Wonder if she paints her hooves?

Hey, why do they play football on astro turf in Wisconsin? To keep the cheer leaders from grazing after the game….

now there’s a gal with her feet firmly planted in the ground

She would stand out in a crowd!! ….. ☻

With the shape of that thing, she must have all big toes.

Bigfoot, she is!

Bunions!