C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for November 03, 2011

M. Smokey knows how to manipulate Mona. But, then, as her alter ego he should….

I don’t recall that one. ’course my memory has more holes than a swiss cheese factory.

Mona looks like a witch. Does she weigh the same as a duck?

How do you get down off an elephant?

Now Mona, there is PLENTY of room for Goth brunettes

I fart in your general direction

I wanna see her coconuts….

They’re Michael’s coconuts, not Mona’s, but at some point he’ll probably show ’em off.