Monty by Jim Meddick for September 25, 2011
September 24, 2011
September 26, 2011
Transcript:
Approaching drop zone... Prepared to deploy on three... Two... One... Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold on. Timeout. What happens if I land on the little barn?! Don't worry! Just aim for the cornfield! Stuart Stanley Skydiving Training Institute
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Oh, no. Don’t land on the little barn; —you big wuss! Now really, Monty. Sheesh!
2011worldchamps about 13 years ago
I don’t believe in the law of gravity, I only believe in intelligent falling!!
yldonaldson about 13 years ago
That’s the kind of skydiving I’d be willing to do…
Nelly55 about 13 years ago
me too dukedoug
we also used to say that the first bounce just breaks your bones, the second one drives them thru the rest of you……….so…………grab the grass on the first bounce
iced tea about 13 years ago
Watch him land right on the train, little red barn, and trees, and miss the cornfield.
hossblacksilver about 13 years ago
Reminds me of Schlock Mercenary’s Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries #11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.
Varnes about 13 years ago
2011, I agree. For instance, water is very intelligent. It always, without fail, finds the best way down the mountain…