Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 06, 2011

Any type will do.

I thought he’d be more O positive.

He’s not up to the O yet in the alphabet. Besides, maybe he is not the universal type.

Kicking back watching his 52" Plasma

Probably at a baseball game — they play at night a lot and there’s plenty of bats.

Oh, and there’s a Redneck Vampire joke in there somewhere but I couldn’t find it.

real bloody marys

Hey Digital, he could step up to a 72" plasma and that would still be okay with me. I’m 6’2"!

Try this one Larry:Why did the redneck vampire bite his sister on the neck?Because they were in-bleeders.

O-, takes nothing else, gives to whoever’s in need.A little dry, lately.

He certainly doesn’t come across as a Type A personality.

Oh, like you never tasted human flesh?

Bloody gross!