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A professor was trying to teach his class about how high a frog could jump without legs. He cut off one leg and the frog jumped three feet in the air. He cut off another leg and the frog jumped two feet. Then his third leg came off and he jumped one foot, Finally the fourth leg was cut off and the frog didnāt move. The frog looked at the class and said.: āFrogs with no legs donāt leap.ā.
corpcasselbury over 13 years ago
Bada-boom!
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
After he croaked, that is.
finkd over 13 years ago
ā¦ā¦.and hop to it !
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
EEWWW frog dissection was gross!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 13 years ago
Your choice folks: Rim Shot or The Price Is RightāLoser Hornsā.
Allan CB Premium Member over 13 years ago
Thatās bull frog, and you know it! Now, go to acting class, and break a leg!
waynl over 13 years ago
Iāll bet his Mom was a real dish in Home Ec. class.
bbadenov over 13 years ago
Does anyone remember the far side strip where there is a frog in a wheel chair outside of a restaurant that serves frog legs?
llong65 over 13 years ago
I think that one was the frog came out scooting along in a little box with wheelsā¦.like what Eddie Murphy used in the movie ātrading placesā
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Iām thinking more in lines with the gong show.
Dkram over 13 years ago
I was tring to think if there were any more frog jokes..\\//_
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 13 years ago
I pithy the poor frog.
sfreader1 over 13 years ago
Oh, what a difference one little letter can make.
iced tea over 13 years ago
A professor was trying to teach his class about how high a frog could jump without legs. He cut off one leg and the frog jumped three feet in the air. He cut off another leg and the frog jumped two feet. Then his third leg came off and he jumped one foot, Finally the fourth leg was cut off and the frog didnāt move. The frog looked at the class and said.: āFrogs with no legs donāt leap.ā.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
His father could have been famous if heād learned to sing and dance. āHello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal.ā
Hunter7 over 13 years ago
So sorry. So sad. Too Bad. Dad did not croak until the end. Before that, he was pithed.