A professor was trying to teach his class about how high a frog could jump without legs. He cut off one leg and the frog jumped three feet in the air. He cut off another leg and the frog jumped two feet. Then his third leg came off and he jumped one foot, Finally the fourth leg was cut off and the frog didn’t move. The frog looked at the class and said.: “Frogs with no legs don’t leap.”.
corpcasselbury about 13 years ago
Bada-boom!
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
After he croaked, that is.
finkd about 13 years ago
…….and hop to it !
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
EEWWW frog dissection was gross!
Lyons Group, Inc. about 13 years ago
Your choice folks: Rim Shot or The Price Is Right“Loser Horns”.
Allan CB Premium Member about 13 years ago
That’s bull frog, and you know it! Now, go to acting class, and break a leg!
waynl about 13 years ago
I’ll bet his Mom was a real dish in Home Ec. class.
bbadenov about 13 years ago
Does anyone remember the far side strip where there is a frog in a wheel chair outside of a restaurant that serves frog legs?
llong65 about 13 years ago
I think that one was the frog came out scooting along in a little box with wheels….like what Eddie Murphy used in the movie ‘trading places’
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
I’m thinking more in lines with the gong show.
Dkram about 13 years ago
I was tring to think if there were any more frog jokes..\\//_
bubujin_2 Premium Member about 13 years ago
I pithy the poor frog.
sfreader1 about 13 years ago
Oh, what a difference one little letter can make.
iced tea about 13 years ago
A professor was trying to teach his class about how high a frog could jump without legs. He cut off one leg and the frog jumped three feet in the air. He cut off another leg and the frog jumped two feet. Then his third leg came off and he jumped one foot, Finally the fourth leg was cut off and the frog didn’t move. The frog looked at the class and said.: “Frogs with no legs don’t leap.”.
hariseldon59 about 13 years ago
His father could have been famous if he’d learned to sing and dance. “Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal.”
Hunter7 about 13 years ago
So sorry. So sad. Too Bad. Dad did not croak until the end. Before that, he was pithed.