Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 15, 2011

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Whoa…. this smells like arson. And garlic.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I’m convinced those guys got into the sauce and rolled out this plan…. but it’ll get ’em fired.

    D’ough!

    Oil those pledges to work for the grater good, olive their training….. I never sausage a thing!

    Even if they didn’t start the blaze….. they’re supposed to SAVE those cute tomatoes, not grab a pizza the action.

    Cheese!

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    RogueSymmetry  almost 13 years ago

    Hey jerks, I said no mushrooms!!

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    Joe_Minotaur  almost 13 years ago

    I oregano that those toppings are members of the upper crust.

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    gorba  almost 13 years ago

    IT’S A TASTY TRAP!

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    clucky  almost 13 years ago

    Dogsniff——great comment = A+

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    Hillbillyman  almost 13 years ago

    What? no Anchovies?

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    At least part of that pizza is coming from a wood fired oven.

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    -HARLAN  almost 13 years ago

    This wouldn’t have happened if they had followed Pizza Man Cain’s 9-9-9 Plan!

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    Did those fire fighters get a lot of dough for that rescure? They knead the dough! Ha! Ha!

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