Heart of the City by Steenz for October 15, 2011

Sheldon! And you call yourself a nerd?!? Poseur!

Bros before Ho[bbit]s…

Heart’s too young to be that good at manipulating guys.

I feel a great disturbance in the Force…oops, wrong geek icon..Good thing Lucas never got his hands on LOTR. I’d hate to see what he’d have done with the tavern scene at Bree..And to think that once I wanted to see Harrison Ford play Aragorn…well, that was a long time ago, before Lucas invented Gungans and improved Greedo’s reflexes.

Dean…Dude, Looks like you have been PUNKED by Heart.

Played by Heart

All’s fair in love and Halloween costumes.

TCL, women, for better or for worse, are hard-wired to manipulate others (or try to) in order to get their way. Men, for better or for worse, are hard-wired to dominate others (or try to) in order to get their way. Our brains work differently; always have, always will.

Is there any indication that Heart will get away with this? Yeah, Dean will ultimately forgive Heart, not because he’s a wimp but because he’s Dean. But he’s perfectly capable of turning the tables on Heart and “teaching her a lesson” before Halloween. After all, he now knows that he’s being played, but Heart doesn’t KNOW that Dean knows, so the advantage is his.

Professor Henry Higgins wasn’t the first to ask “Why can’t a woman be more like a man?” and he wasn’t the last. But if that were ever to actually happen, I don’t think you or I or 90% of the men on the planet would be happy with the result.Vive la différence!

o what a sorry web we weave when first we practice to deceive

Doesn’t know what the Hobbit is? Maybe Heart should give this guy a chance… except for the republican thing.