Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 20, 2011
October 19, 2011
October 21, 2011
Transcript:
Dutch: OK, honey, Rip needs plenty of time to break into the jail and rescue that mangy kid. Bliss: Dutch, he's in love with this cobra isn't he? Dutch: Listen, honey, you've been lucky so far - a little heart - break is a lot healthier than gettin' stung by bullets. Rip's a fun guy, but you strike me as a gal who doesn't cotton to getting shot at pretty much 24/7. Bliss: But in time, surely he'd settle down? Dutch: Ha! He has settled down! You should have seen the shenanigans he got into as an angry teen!
Veridian about 13 years ago
Ahhh…Nothing like Sagacious Soliloquies from a Senior Soldier of Fortune to Squelch the Fires ignited by a Smouldering Shipboard Smooch! Methinks Ms. Bliss may soon do the Smart (And Ultimately Healthy) thing. Thereby putting Dutch "in Dutch " with Rip. HUGPOUNCEZZZ an HiHowAreYa’s to all you Haywire Hooligans out there (Especially You Dorian!) Have Fun Y’all! :-)
Amazing Grace about 13 years ago
AHHHH the woman always like the dangerous risky guy with the intentions of settling him down. And we wonder why there is so much divorce and lonely nerds in the world.
DorianKTB about 13 years ago
Veridian, your antic alliteration always starts the day off right for me and Team B.! I think Dutch did the right thing by giving Bliss the “Come to Jesus” talk. I’m finally convinced she’s NOT too good to be true, but Rip is not and never will be the settling-down Ward Cleaver type; not enough opportunities to blow things up real good! :-) HUGPOUNCESZZZ to you and all our fellow Haywire Hooligans from Team Bartilucci H.Q.!
punchydugan about 13 years ago
I sense a spin off in the making. Rippy Haywire, The Adventures of Rip Haywire when he was a Boy!!!
quartermain about 13 years ago
Rip is a reincarnation of “The Man of Bronze”, “Doc Savage”—ever onward to the adventure ahead!
Dragoncat about 13 years ago
By the time Rip “settles down” to her preferred level, his great-great-grandkids would have reached the “angry teen” phase.
quartermain about 13 years ago
Nightgaunt—re: your tagline—Do you stay up all night, or just not feast at night?