Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 18, 2011

That’s why it has more protein than other vegetables, if you cook it right.

Mmmm tasty.

But some (lazy) people just rinse out all the teeny fauna cos it’s so hard to peel.

Raspberry — my goodness, of course not!

If you mean where I think, we were just trying to explain our positions, and if you mean elsewhere, it’s not even anything I remember!

cute strip

Small nuts?

I got the blues, but what I need is green. I got the blues, but what I need is green. Ain’t had no broccoli don’t know how long it’s been….The rains came once, but they never did come back. The rains came once, but they never did come back. Turned those sweet green fields to yellow, brown then black

Used to pile that broccoli like a haystack on my plate. (repeat) Might not do much for you, but honey I think it’s great. Won’t you bring me that broccoli in a basket box or a bag. (repeat) Wanna be bitin’ on a bunch of broccoli for my last gag!

So in winter they become cauliflower?

Chocolate on my fingers, icing on my lips Sugar diabetes and blubber on my hips I keep the night light burning in the kitchen baby So I can go downstairs and cruise I got them oreo creme sandwich Chocolate covered creme filled cookie blues

I hide’em in a cabinet, I keep’em in a jar For emergency’s you know I keep’em in the Glove compartment of my car And I can’t live without’em They git’ me higher than I can get on booze I got them oreo creme sandwich Chocolate covered creme filled cookie blues

Doctor says I’m crazyYou better give’em up and quickOr you’ll be pushing up daisies becauseBoy you definitely sickI couldn’t quit if I wanted toYeah I don’t wanna loseIt’s them oreo creme sandwichChocolate cover creme filled cookieBuilt by nabisco, ain’t no rookieNext best thang to nookie blues