Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 18, 2011
Transcript:
Petey: Ernesto, can you really find my portable classroom? Ernesto: Certainly! I have all the latest maps of the vicinity! Like this one! It lists many exciting recreational opportunities! Petey: That's a map of the county fair. Ernesto: A pity. I was looking forward to the pig races. This map is a more accurate view of our school. Petey: That's a flier for "The Gravity-Defying Mystery Hole." Ernesto: Peter, may I say that your characteristic pickiness can be annoying. Okay, let's try my newly issued digital GPS. Petey: That's the spinner from a board game.
margueritem about 13 years ago
I;‘m beginning to doubt Ernesto’s abilities as a guide…
DragonPowered about 13 years ago
Are you kidding? He rocks as a guide! Adventure!
Ida No about 13 years ago
And you guys accused Petey of living n a fantasy world. No! This horror is REAL! (Ernesto is still imaginary, though.)
Catfeet Premium Member about 13 years ago
Ernesto will take Petey on the scenic route.
pouncingtiger about 13 years ago
I’m beginning to doubt Ernesto.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Ernesto-if-he-really-exists seems not to have passed the exam required for graduation from guide-school in most touristic countries and universes….
tis4kis about 13 years ago
Yes, yes, yes, Petey, but he has a HAT! And a BULLHORN!
Destroyer1376 about 13 years ago
Gravity defying mystery hole..ooh,I wanna go there.
Elaine Rosco Premium Member about 13 years ago
This must be getting scary for Petey now.
GROG Premium Member about 13 years ago
I knew he wasn’t qualified.
Chibi-robo64 about 13 years ago
He may be annoying, but at least he doesn’t just pick stuff up off the sidewalk. I mean, who uses a board game spinner for a GPS !?!
Stephen Gilberg about 13 years ago
Something tells me that no one appointed Ernesto a guide.
J Quest about 13 years ago
I suspect a simple typo on the hat. Probably should read “GUILE”…
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
I think I’ll name my Garmin, Ernesto. It never gets me to the right place.
lin4869 about 13 years ago
Okay, the mystery hole is scary!
vldazzle about 13 years ago
I hate the way my Garmin mis-pronounces street names as well as a few other errors such as changing destination and refusing to recognise the routes I prefer.
Carl Ragland Premium Member about 13 years ago
“The Gravity Defying Mystery Hole” does exist, even if Enesto doesn’t. Near Ansted, West Virginia, it is a great, tacky, fantastic, lame, must see to be believed fun time. Maybe the Otterloops could take a white water rafting vacation and check it out.