Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 25, 2011
October 24, 2011
October 26, 2011
Transcript:
Guard: Hey, you don't look like any doctor I've seen 'round here. Rip: Almost done, kid. Kid: Th - thanks, Doc. Guard: I'm talkin' to you, Rex Morgan! Hey! You're that extremely attractive mercenary, Haywire! Rip: Easy, boys! I can make it out that door before you go ka-blammy! Guard: Yeah, well, you wouldn't risk your life to save that kid to just run like a coward! Rip: My own dog doesn't get me, but a pirate in the middle of the amazon does!
Chithing Premium Member about 13 years ago
I think, if he found me extremely attractive, I’d run like the wind.
Amazing Grace about 13 years ago
Exit…Stage left Even
mntim about 13 years ago
I would say, “Mission accomplished. I’m on my own time.” Then run like a bunny.
captain kidney about 13 years ago
I tried to run like a bunny but my hind legs are too short
OhioComicsLover about 13 years ago
Beware of men who wear a chain around their belly.
DorianKTB about 13 years ago
Great punch line! And is it me, or does that chained bad man who finds Rip “extremely attractive” look kinda like Fenway Parker?
Veridian about 13 years ago
HUGPOUNCEZZZZ Dorian! And….Yes! I Would have to say the GoonBomb with the Unfortunate Fashion Accessory is , Indeed, Quite “Parker~esque” or “Porker~esque” if you Prefer. :-) I’m off to have a Slice of Boston Cream Pie and a Cuppa Joe! Have fun Y’all!