Would ZooDoo’s would-be insurer sell a policy to Rasputin’s reincarnation? He had lots of preexisting conditions, but he tended to recover from most of them.
I can see where reincarnation could really mess up insurance claims, especially if they don’t cover “acts of God”. I guess they could classify death as an act of God. (hope that didn’t sound sacriligious – it wasn’t meant to be).
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
Time to look for a new insurance companyI’d say.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
It’s a pyramid scheme.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Would ZooDoo’s would-be insurer sell a policy to Rasputin’s reincarnation? He had lots of preexisting conditions, but he tended to recover from most of them.
finkd almost 13 years ago
Nah, that was the name of the university she attended back then.
gjsjr41 almost 13 years ago
Wait a minute, my ex-girlfriend claimed she was Cleopatra.
alan.gurka almost 13 years ago
Snakebite?
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Never buy a policy from Caesar? (Look how much good his did HIM!)
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Ceasar asp.
Elderflower almost 13 years ago
I can see where reincarnation could really mess up insurance claims, especially if they don’t cover “acts of God”. I guess they could classify death as an act of God. (hope that didn’t sound sacriligious – it wasn’t meant to be).
kathrynismerry almost 13 years ago
too funny!