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Would ZooDoo’s would-be insurer sell a policy to Rasputin’s reincarnation? He had lots of preexisting conditions, but he tended to recover from most of them.
I can see where reincarnation could really mess up insurance claims, especially if they don’t cover “acts of God”. I guess they could classify death as an act of God. (hope that didn’t sound sacriligious – it wasn’t meant to be).
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Time to look for a new insurance companyI’d say.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
It’s a pyramid scheme.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 13 years ago
Would ZooDoo’s would-be insurer sell a policy to Rasputin’s reincarnation? He had lots of preexisting conditions, but he tended to recover from most of them.
finkd over 13 years ago
Nah, that was the name of the university she attended back then.
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
Wait a minute, my ex-girlfriend claimed she was Cleopatra.
alan.gurka over 13 years ago
Snakebite?
Dtroutma over 13 years ago
Never buy a policy from Caesar? (Look how much good his did HIM!)
tigre1 over 13 years ago
Ceasar asp.
Elderflower over 13 years ago
I can see where reincarnation could really mess up insurance claims, especially if they don’t cover “acts of God”. I guess they could classify death as an act of God. (hope that didn’t sound sacriligious – it wasn’t meant to be).
kathrynismerry over 13 years ago
too funny!